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- Police: Man claimed God told him to steal car
- Well here's your problem right here, sir..
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- Woman calls 911 to report herself as drunk driver
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- Man Carrying $600 Pinched For Alleged Pencil Theft
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- Man accused of ramming car into hot dog stand
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- Would-be thief sends merciful NY store owner $50
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- Pair accused of faking death from bad oysters
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- Flashing teen girl found guilty after being hit by car
- Mom sniffs out son's alleged stink-bomb plot
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- Boy, 4, Caught Downing Beer, Wearing Dress
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- Attorney sued after biting off part of man's nose
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- Woman convicted of killing man who taunted her over N.Y. Yankees decal
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- Alleged car thief found playing 'Grand Theft Auto'
- Priest accused of shoplifting butter, sofa cover
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- Suspect ‘coughs up’ during police questioning
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- Ohio Woman Celebrates Lottery Win, Then Killed by Car
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- Egg tossed in court gets Ill. man 90 days in jail!
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- Baby Dolphin Saved
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- man arrested after marriage proposal
- Segway owner dies after falling off river cliff
- Iraq soldier and HP printer
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- Drunken man arrested at class reunion
- Amazing
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- Medal of Honor Winner Captain Ed Freeman
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- Alcohol poisoning, not avian flu, killed Romanian birds
- Ever see a cross eyed Opposum..... down by the bay. lol
- Cops: Drunken Cowboys Arrested on Horse and Mule
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- 2 former police officers cleared in taped beating
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- Funeral homes find new life by hosting other events
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- That's not what we mean by 'police escort'
- Ashes to asses, dust to dolts
- Enjoy 'New Forms of Life' --- from HOLLAND..
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- Lazy mailman played hookie, then burned or dumped letters
- Vegas tourist sues after 'tragic' lap dance encounter
- Phone keeps ringing in crocodile's tummy
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- Alleged drunk driver rams into two cruisers
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- Bar owner to roast bear for packers-bears game
- Miami sound machine! Mystery as 650lbs grand piano 'appears' on Florida sandbar
- 'Godzilla-like creature' nabbed in Calif. town
- The train that never stops at a station
- Russia Demands Child Support of Tennessee Woman
- Children’s Photos Place Them in CA Foster Care
- Gorilla walks like a man
- Minn. woman wins lottery 1 month after her death
- Hey, is that a cell phone tower in your yard?
- Church holds Sunday service in a bar
- Pot-smoking church members vow to carry on
- Toowoomba Australia flash flood