mclovin
03-26-2012, 08:41 PM
Three mischievous old Grandmas were
sitting on a bench outside the nursing
home when an old Grandpa walked by.
One of the old Grandmas yelled out,
'Hey, we bet we can tell exactly how old you are!'
The old man said,
'There is no way you can guess that, you silly old fools.'
One of the Grandmas said, 'Sure
we can! Just drop your pants and
undershorts & we can tell your
exact age.'
Embarrassed, but anxious to prove they couldn't do it,
he dropped his drawers.
The Grandmas asked him to first turn
around a couple of times & then jump
up & down several times. Determined
to prove them wrong, he did it. Then they
all piped up & said,'You're 87 years old!'
Standing with his pants down around
his ankles, the old gent asked,
'How in the world did you guess my age?'
Slapping their knees & grinning from
ear to ear, the three old ladies happily
yelled in unison - - -
'We were at your birthday party yesterday!'
sitting on a bench outside the nursing
home when an old Grandpa walked by.
One of the old Grandmas yelled out,
'Hey, we bet we can tell exactly how old you are!'
The old man said,
'There is no way you can guess that, you silly old fools.'
One of the Grandmas said, 'Sure
we can! Just drop your pants and
undershorts & we can tell your
exact age.'
Embarrassed, but anxious to prove they couldn't do it,
he dropped his drawers.
The Grandmas asked him to first turn
around a couple of times & then jump
up & down several times. Determined
to prove them wrong, he did it. Then they
all piped up & said,'You're 87 years old!'
Standing with his pants down around
his ankles, the old gent asked,
'How in the world did you guess my age?'
Slapping their knees & grinning from
ear to ear, the three old ladies happily
yelled in unison - - -
'We were at your birthday party yesterday!'