Religion

[mclovin]

-------Each Friday night after work, Bubba would
fire up his outdoor grill and cook a venison
steak.. But, all of Bubba's neighbors were
Catholic. And since it was Lent, they were
forbidden from eating meat on Friday. The
delicious aroma from the grilled venison
steaks was causing such a problem for the
Catholic faithful that they finally talked
to their priest.




The Priest came to visit Bubba, and
suggested that he become a Catholic.. After
several classes and much study, Bubba
attended Mass.. and as the priest sprinkled
holy water over him, he said, 'You were
born a Baptist, and raised a Baptist, but
now you are a Catholic..




Bubba's neighbors were greatly relieved,
until Friday night arrived, and the
wonderful aroma of grilled venison filled
the neighborhood. The Priest was called
immediately by the neighbors, and, as he
rushed into Bubba's yard, clutching a
rosary and prepared to scold him, he
stopped and watched in amazement.




There stood Bubba, clutching a small
bottle of holy water which he carefully
sprinkled over the grilling meat and
chanted: You wuz born a deer, you wuz
raised a deer, but now you is a catfish.