Newf
10-26-2009, 12:28 AM
Honest face
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A newfie goes down to the dock where a ship captain is hiring people. He walks up to the captain and asks for a job. The captain gives the newfie a 28 pape job application, tells him to fill it out and come back when its finished. The next day as the newfie is bringing his aplication back he sees a Japanese guy asking about a job. He notices that the captain hires the guy instantly and tells him to go aborad the ship. The newfie, really irratated by this asks the captain why he hired that guy right away? The captain replys "He had an honest face". The newfie was pretty upset but handed the application to the captain and the captain told him he was hired. A few days later when they are out to sea the newfie is up on the crows nest watching out for icebergs and the Japanese guy is down mopping the deck when all of a sudden a big wave comes and washes the Japanese guy overboard. The newfie goes right up to the bridge and speaks to the captain.
Newfie - "Hey captain, do you remember that Japanese guy with the honest face?"
Captain - "Yes"
Newfie - "He just f***ed off with your mop!"
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A newfie goes down to the dock where a ship captain is hiring people. He walks up to the captain and asks for a job. The captain gives the newfie a 28 pape job application, tells him to fill it out and come back when its finished. The next day as the newfie is bringing his aplication back he sees a Japanese guy asking about a job. He notices that the captain hires the guy instantly and tells him to go aborad the ship. The newfie, really irratated by this asks the captain why he hired that guy right away? The captain replys "He had an honest face". The newfie was pretty upset but handed the application to the captain and the captain told him he was hired. A few days later when they are out to sea the newfie is up on the crows nest watching out for icebergs and the Japanese guy is down mopping the deck when all of a sudden a big wave comes and washes the Japanese guy overboard. The newfie goes right up to the bridge and speaks to the captain.
Newfie - "Hey captain, do you remember that Japanese guy with the honest face?"
Captain - "Yes"
Newfie - "He just f***ed off with your mop!"