Newf
10-26-2009, 12:33 AM
Howard was walking home
late at night and sees a woman in the shadows.
Twenty dollars..."she whispers.
He'd never been with a hooker before, but
he decides, what the hell, it's only
twenty bucks.
So they hide in the bushes.
They're going "at it" for a minute when
all of a sudden a light flashes on them
. . it's a police officer.
"What's going on here, people?" asks the
officer. "I'm making love to my wife,"
Howard answers indignantly.
"Oh, I'm sorry," says the cop, "I didn't
know."
"Well," Howard says, "neither did I,
until you shined that light in her face
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late at night and sees a woman in the shadows.
Twenty dollars..."she whispers.
He'd never been with a hooker before, but
he decides, what the hell, it's only
twenty bucks.
So they hide in the bushes.
They're going "at it" for a minute when
all of a sudden a light flashes on them
. . it's a police officer.
"What's going on here, people?" asks the
officer. "I'm making love to my wife,"
Howard answers indignantly.
"Oh, I'm sorry," says the cop, "I didn't
know."
"Well," Howard says, "neither did I,
until you shined that light in her face
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