Newf
10-26-2009, 12:38 AM
Fastest thing in the world?
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A Newfie goes in for a job interview with 3 other applicants. The interviewer takes all 4 applicants into the same room and asks them 1 question. "What is the fastest thing in the world?" Whoever gives me the best answer gets the job.
First guy - "Well it has to be a thought. It just enters your mind without warning its just there"
Interviewer - "Good answer"
Second guy - "I think its a blink...it happens instantaneously"
Interviewer - "Thats another good answer"
Third guy - "I'd say its turning on a light...I flick the switch and 100 feet across me garden on a pole the light comes on instantly"
Interviewer - "True, very good"
Finally its the Newfies turn to answer, and as serious as he could be the Newfie looks up and says "Well, from listening to these guys I think it has to be diarreaha!"
Everyone busts out laughing and the interviewer asks the Newfie to explain.
Newfie says "Well the other day I needed to use the washroom, and before I could Think, Blink, or Turn on the light, I shat myself!!"
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A Newfie goes in for a job interview with 3 other applicants. The interviewer takes all 4 applicants into the same room and asks them 1 question. "What is the fastest thing in the world?" Whoever gives me the best answer gets the job.
First guy - "Well it has to be a thought. It just enters your mind without warning its just there"
Interviewer - "Good answer"
Second guy - "I think its a blink...it happens instantaneously"
Interviewer - "Thats another good answer"
Third guy - "I'd say its turning on a light...I flick the switch and 100 feet across me garden on a pole the light comes on instantly"
Interviewer - "True, very good"
Finally its the Newfies turn to answer, and as serious as he could be the Newfie looks up and says "Well, from listening to these guys I think it has to be diarreaha!"
Everyone busts out laughing and the interviewer asks the Newfie to explain.
Newfie says "Well the other day I needed to use the washroom, and before I could Think, Blink, or Turn on the light, I shat myself!!"