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tanger
04-30-2012, 04:03 PM
A man wakes up out of a deep sleep at 1am in the morning feeling real horny, nudges his wife awake and asks, "Why don't we get it on, eh?"



She replies, "I have an appointment with the gynecologist tomorrow and you know I don't like to make love the night before."



So the husband agrees and rolled back over and started to go back to sleep.






A few minutes later, he nudges his wife again and asks, "You don't by any chance have a dentist's appointment tomorrow, do you?"