tanger
05-02-2012, 04:00 PM
A husband and his wife were out on a beautiful day for a round of golf. On the third hole, the husband walks up to the tee box and goes through his pre-shot routine. He begins to swing and on his downswing he sees his wife also teeing off just a few yards ahead of him on the ladies tees. He can't stop the momentum of his swing and launches a prefect drive that drills his wife right on the temple, killer her instantly.
The police come to investigate the scene, and the coronor says, "It's the damnest thing I ever saw. There's an imprint on her temple, and you can read Titleist 1."
"Yeah, that was my ball," the guy said.
"What I don't understand," the coroner continued, "is the one on her butt that says "Titleist 3."
"Oh," the guy replied, "that was my mulligan."
The police come to investigate the scene, and the coronor says, "It's the damnest thing I ever saw. There's an imprint on her temple, and you can read Titleist 1."
"Yeah, that was my ball," the guy said.
"What I don't understand," the coroner continued, "is the one on her butt that says "Titleist 3."
"Oh," the guy replied, "that was my mulligan."