Engineers flow chart.

[Anubis]

Works for me.....:thumbsup:

[Condor]

That schematic is extremely complicated Anubis...It would take an engineer to read that... Lol..............

[KIDWCKED]

I don't get it??Lol.Maybe Terryl could esplain to me..:willy_nilly:

[Terryl]

I don't get it??Lol.Maybe Terryl could esplain to me..:willy_nilly:

OK,

All things that are stationary will remain so until acted upon by an external force, and anything in motion will remain in motion until it is acted upon by an external force.

If the item that is stationary does not move when acted upon by the external force, then more force may be needed, however when the mass of the external force meets or exceeds the mass of the object that is not moving, then the object that is not moving will not move until you use a bigger hammer.

Now for the item that is moving, when it is acted upon by the external force and does not quit moving, then more force is needed.

If the mass of the external force meets or exceeds the mass of the moving object then your in trouble as one or the other is going to move, if you find yourself flying off into space, you didn't use enough duct tape, or the roll of duct tape your using is too old and the sticky stuff has lost it's grip.

If this is the case then after you compose yourself from being flung against the wall (with some force) you need to go to the hardware store for a fresh roll of duct tape.


However be warned, do NOT try and tape your boat and trailer to your cars or trucks bumper with duct tape, this will exceed the mass to weight ratio of the duct tape and you will find your boat and trailer passing you in the other lane.


Now for the application of the WD40, don't use it with duct tape, as they counter each other and will cancel any force application to stop, hold or move the object in question.

Also don't use it in the kitchen, as it is transparent on bare linoleum or bare wood floors, and the moving object may/will be you.

Remember this formula WD+DT= Ouch, or E=mC2 in the case of using duct tape or WD 40 at or near the Suns surface.

I hope this little explanation clarifies any questions on the use of duct tape or WD40.


Also to remember, it is WD 40 that keep the Earth moving, and duct tape that keeps it from falling apart.

[KIDWCKED]

OK,

All things that are stationary will remain so until acted upon by an external force, and anything in motion will remain in motion until it is acted upon by an external force.

If the item that is stationary does not move when acted upon by the external force, then more force may be needed, however when the mass of the external force meets or exceeds the mass of the object that is not moving, then the object that is not moving will not move until you use a bigger hammer.

Now for the item that is moving, when it is acted upon by the external force and does not quit moving, then more force is needed.

If the mass of the external force meets or exceeds the mass of the moving object then your in trouble as one or the other is going to move, if you find yourself flying off into space, you didn't use enough duct tape, or the roll of duct tape your using is too old and the sticky stuff has lost it's grip.

If this is the case then after you compose yourself from being flung against the wall (with some force) you need to go to the hardware store for a fresh roll of duct tape.


However be warned, do NOT try and tape your boat and trailer to your cars or trucks bumper with duct tape, this will exceed the mass to weight ratio of the duct tape and you will find your boat and trailer passing you in the other lane.


Now for the application of the WD40, don't use it with duct tape, as they counter each other and will cancel any force application to stop, hold or move the object in question.

Also don't use it in the kitchen, as it is transparent on bare linoleum or bare wood floors, and the moving object may/will be you.

Remember this formula WD+DT= Ouch, or E=mC2 in the case of using duct tape or WD 40 at or near the Suns surface.

I hope this little explanation clarifies any questions on the use of duct tape or WD40.


Also to remember, it is WD 40 that keep the Earth moving, and duct tape that keeps it from falling apart.

OMG!!Too good!!Lolllllll's..

[Anubis]

OK,

All things that are stationary will remain so until acted upon by an external force, and anything in motion will remain in motion until it is acted upon by an external force.

If the item that is stationary does not move when acted upon by the external force, then more force may be needed, however when the mass of the external force meets or exceeds the mass of the object that is not moving, then the object that is not moving will not move until you use a bigger hammer.

Now for the item that is moving, when it is acted upon by the external force and does not quit moving, then more force is needed.

If the mass of the external force meets or exceeds the mass of the moving object then your in trouble as one or the other is going to move, if you find yourself flying off into space, you didn't use enough duct tape, or the roll of duct tape your using is too old and the sticky stuff has lost it's grip.

If this is the case then after you compose yourself from being flung against the wall (with some force) you need to go to the hardware store for a fresh roll of duct tape.


However be warned, do NOT try and tape your boat and trailer to your cars or trucks bumper with duct tape, this will exceed the mass to weight ratio of the duct tape and you will find your boat and trailer passing you in the other lane.


Now for the application of the WD40, don't use it with duct tape, as they counter each other and will cancel any force application to stop, hold or move the object in question.

Also don't use it in the kitchen, as it is transparent on bare linoleum or bare wood floors, and the moving object may/will be you.

Remember this formula WD+DT= Ouch, or E=mC2 in the case of using duct tape or WD 40 at or near the Suns surface.

I hope this little explanation clarifies any questions on the use of duct tape or WD40.


Also to remember, it is WD 40 that keep the Earth moving, and duct tape that keeps it from falling apart.

Well that clarifies the dang flow chart! :yes:
That was halirious Terryl.:thumbsup:

[Night_Predator]

OK,

All things that are stationary will remain so until acted upon by an external force, and anything in motion will remain in motion until it is acted upon by an external force.

If the item that is stationary does not move when acted upon by the external force, then more force may be needed, however when the mass of the external force meets or exceeds the mass of the object that is not moving, then the object that is not moving will not move until you use a bigger hammer.

Now for the item that is moving, when it is acted upon by the external force and does not quit moving, then more force is needed.

If the mass of the external force meets or exceeds the mass of the moving object then your in trouble as one or the other is going to move, if you find yourself flying off into space, you didn't use enough duct tape, or the roll of duct tape your using is too old and the sticky stuff has lost it's grip.

If this is the case then after you compose yourself from being flung against the wall (with some force) you need to go to the hardware store for a fresh roll of duct tape.


However be warned, do NOT try and tape your boat and trailer to your cars or trucks bumper with duct tape, this will exceed the mass to weight ratio of the duct tape and you will find your boat and trailer passing you in the other lane.


Now for the application of the WD40, don't use it with duct tape, as they counter each other and will cancel any force application to stop, hold or move the object in question.

Also don't use it in the kitchen, as it is transparent on bare linoleum or bare wood floors, and the moving object may/will be you.

Remember this formula WD+DT= Ouch, or E=mC2 in the case of using duct tape or WD 40 at or near the Suns surface.

I hope this little explanation clarifies any questions on the use of duct tape or WD40.


Also to remember, it is WD 40 that keep the Earth moving, and duct tape that keeps it from falling apart.

Thanks a lot Terry. Here I thought that I was and engineer since I have both WD-40 & Duct tape in the garage and know how to use it. Oh well.

[Anubis]

Thanks a lot Terry. Here I thought that I was and engineer since I have both WD-40 & Duct tape in the garage and know how to use it. Oh well.
Unfortunatly the instructions that come with both aren't very clear! :tehe: