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chicot60
05-04-2012, 08:34 PM
A guy walks into a bar and orders "Ten shots of the best top shelf booze!"

The bartender pours them, and the guy drinks all ten down, one after the other.

Bang, bang, bang...

The bartender says "Wow man you should slow down. Why did you drink those so fast?"

The guy says, "You would drink like that too if you had what I have."

"What do you have?"

"Three dollars."