What's in the box?

[mclovin]

What's in the box?

>
> What's in the box?
> A little old lady went to the grocery store to buy cat food.
> She picked up four cans and took them to the check out
> counter.
>
> The girl at the cash register said, "I'm sorry, but we cannot sell
> you cat food without proof that you have a cat.
> A lot of old people buy cat food to eat, and the management
> wants proof that you are buying the cat food for your cat."
>
> The little old lady went home, picked up her cat and brought it back
> to the store.
> They sold her the cat food.
> The next day, she tried to buy two cans of dog food.
> Again the cashier said "I'm sorry, but we cannot sell you dog
> food without proof that you have a dog.
> A lot of old people buy dog food to eat, but the management
> wants proof that you are buying the dog food for your dog."
>
> So she went home and brought in her dog.
> She then was able to buy the dog food.
>
> The next day she brought in a box with a hole in the lid.
> The little old lady asked the cashier to stick her finger in
> the hole.
> The cashier said, "No, you might have a snake in there."
>
> The little old lady assured her that there was nothing in the box
> that would harm her.
> So the cashier put her finger into the box and quickly pulled
> it out.
> She said to the little old lady,
> "That smells like ****."
> The little old lady said,
> "It is.
> I want to buy three rolls of toilet paper."
>
> Don't mess with old people.
> =