ironworks
05-29-2012, 12:33 AM
Feed Source: Bleacher Report
The following is not an article. It is a story and fairy tale, yet it contains two truths about pro wrestling (both at past WrestleMania events) that you have never heard before this day. The source that revealed them to me is not of this world, and that is how you know it must be true. These revelations are so true; in fact, you can only believe them with your imagination.
(The words in bold are not mine but are lyrics from Disney’s Beauty and the Beast soundtrack.)
It’s a tale as old as time, I suppose, when two people meet and fall in love. But if it always worked out would I be telling you this story?
As old as the story of love is the story of broken hearts and unrequited love. After all, could anyone cherish what they have if everyone could have it? Isn’t the value we find in what we love based on our unlikeliness to obtain it?
Focus on an image so old you’d wonder if it ever existed. This image is different than what you’ve come to know. Picture a Bobby Brady-lookin’ boy mumbling and smiling and praising all his rivals.
Praising them?
But what did I say about getting what we love? We can’t truly value it if everyone else has it as well. So this young man lets the critics praise him, while he pretends to praise his rivals. They call him the biggest fish in the smallest pond, the best independent wrestling has to offer.
They call him Bryan Danielson.
He’s still smiling and mumbling. He is doing an interview.
He had ventured shortly into the world where boys become men. He had indeed swam in the largest pond on earth. He had been chewed up in that pond and, yes, he had been spit back out to where he first started.
He’s doing a good job, the mumbling man, in talking about how much he loves the small pond and how good it is to be back among all the fish you’ve never heard of.
But…does he praise it too much? Is the smile too big, too unreal?
How far from the words he speaks are the thoughts in his head? Hadn’t he swam for 10 years in this small pond in hopes of swimming with the biggest fish? Ignore his size and his words: He wanted to be the biggest fish in the biggest pond.
When they ask him who he’d like to wrestle, he says he’s wrestled everyone in that small pond. He says it with a smile, but he’ll go home to think about the fact that he’s no longer evolving.
He’s no longer growing.
Isn’t that the problem?
He’s too small. He doesn’t have the look.
He’s not an animal like Batista.
He’s not…a beast.
But he could be one, couldn’t he? He could shave the Bobby Brady from his hair and grow a beard thick enough to surround his face. And it’s not that far from a smile to do a smirk. He could insult rivals rather than praise them.
And the fans? What about them? What about love and life and putting on a happy face?
Yes, he could be a beast.
And since he only eats vegetables, nobody truly understands how hungry he is.
Look there she goes that girl is so peculiar. I wonder if she’s feeling well. Who is this girl who came from nowhere at all?
Let us collect the opinions of the town (in other words, the lowest and most vile gossips).
Well, for starters, she didn’t struggle for 10 years like he did. Two years and she arrived inside the biggest pond, but she didn’t look like any fish we’d ever seen.
She was smaller and less blonde and had less…well, didn’t I say she was smaller?
But, oh, how she conducted herself. What do I mean? Well, have you read her tweets? The ones where she talks about video games and dogs and, my god, I don’t think she’s ashamed to have a brain and sense of humor!
Did you see her? What do I mean? In her pictures? How she wears such little clothing but tops it off with librarian glasses!
Don’t you see where I’m going? She’s not blonde and not built quite like other Divas, yet she made it to the big pond in two years. She speaks the language of the masses.
Don’t you yet see? A thinking girl. Surely she must be a witch! And with her powers she thought she would entrap him. She had seen Beauty and the Beast and thought she’d go out and catch one.
Didn’t you see her (with no shame!) approach him and encourage him. Like she played the masses with Pokemon references, surely she played him with words meant to build him up.
She. Told. Him. She. Loved. Him.
What lies! Would she have loved him had he stayed inside the smallest pond? If he had kept his Bobby Brady hair and his Bobby Brady manners and his Bobby Brady smile and if his success had been minimal, would she have tracked him down, encouraged him and professed her love?
Wait.
Stop.
That’s enough of the opinion of the town; that’s enough of the lowest and most vile gossips.
Because, after all, we have admitted she is peculiar, and maybe she is just peculiar enough to have found something there that wasn’t there before.
After all, we’ve only seen what the eye of the camera wanted to show us. We have not seen what her eyes have witnessed and believed. We have not thought like her or walked in her probably-tiny shoes.
And worse, we have talked about love but not about the gods and not about the fairies and not about cupid and not even about that strange and powerful feeling that makes us forget who we are and what we want and causes us to throw caution to the wind and chase away doubt and run up to someone in the middle of the locker room and say, I love you.
But can you blame him for his response? Can you blame him for saying "thanks"?
After all, she came to him too late.
She came to him after he had already found a lover—his first love—pro wrestling. She came to him after he had looked in the mirror and saw himself as a man and hated himself for it. She came to him after he had already sold his soul.
“Make me a beast and a champion, and for that I give my soul.”
That is the tragedy of the story you’re reading now. Don’t you remember where I told you value comes from? It comes from having something no one else can have.
He had it.
The World Heavyweight Championship.
It’s what he sold his soul for, and if he had two souls he would happily have traded for both championships.
But maybe Bobby Brady showed himself now and again. Maybe Bryan Danielson whispered to the beast he had become, You can never love her for you have chosen to be a beast, but that doesn’t mean you have to send her away.
He kept her by his side, and he even tried to make her a wrestling champion. He could give her everything he acquired in becoming the beast: status, expertise, a wicked side and the chance to be in the spotlight so bright it burned her skin.
But he couldn’t give her the one thing she wanted.
The one thing she needed.
For when she said, "I love you," as childlike as it seemed, it was that way because it came from her most honest truth.
And he couldn’t return her love because he had already chosen another before he met her, hadn’t he?
Isn’t that what I’ve told you? Isn’t that what makes this a tragedy?
Yes and no.
For you have gone astray if you have focused on the decisions of men. We are vain and advantageous and full of ourselves and given over to temptation all the day long. But you have forgotten about the gods and the fairies and cupid and, most of all, you have forgotten the enduring love of a woman.
Don’t you see what happened now? Don’t you understand why Daniel Bryan has been so abusive to A.J. Lee?
This thing he sold his soul for—this heavyweight title—was lost in 18 seconds.
But listen with your hearts and not your eyes, for I am now going to unlock two truths that have never been revealed.
The first is how Daniel Bryan lost the Heavyweight Title. It’s not because Sheamus was better or A.J. distracted him.
The following is not an article. It is a story and fairy tale, yet it contains two truths about pro wrestling (both at past WrestleMania events) that you have never heard before this day. The source that revealed them to me is not of this world, and that is how you know it must be true. These revelations are so true; in fact, you can only believe them with your imagination.
(The words in bold are not mine but are lyrics from Disney’s Beauty and the Beast soundtrack.)
It’s a tale as old as time, I suppose, when two people meet and fall in love. But if it always worked out would I be telling you this story?
As old as the story of love is the story of broken hearts and unrequited love. After all, could anyone cherish what they have if everyone could have it? Isn’t the value we find in what we love based on our unlikeliness to obtain it?
Focus on an image so old you’d wonder if it ever existed. This image is different than what you’ve come to know. Picture a Bobby Brady-lookin’ boy mumbling and smiling and praising all his rivals.
Praising them?
But what did I say about getting what we love? We can’t truly value it if everyone else has it as well. So this young man lets the critics praise him, while he pretends to praise his rivals. They call him the biggest fish in the smallest pond, the best independent wrestling has to offer.
They call him Bryan Danielson.
He’s still smiling and mumbling. He is doing an interview.
He had ventured shortly into the world where boys become men. He had indeed swam in the largest pond on earth. He had been chewed up in that pond and, yes, he had been spit back out to where he first started.
He’s doing a good job, the mumbling man, in talking about how much he loves the small pond and how good it is to be back among all the fish you’ve never heard of.
But…does he praise it too much? Is the smile too big, too unreal?
How far from the words he speaks are the thoughts in his head? Hadn’t he swam for 10 years in this small pond in hopes of swimming with the biggest fish? Ignore his size and his words: He wanted to be the biggest fish in the biggest pond.
When they ask him who he’d like to wrestle, he says he’s wrestled everyone in that small pond. He says it with a smile, but he’ll go home to think about the fact that he’s no longer evolving.
He’s no longer growing.
Isn’t that the problem?
He’s too small. He doesn’t have the look.
He’s not an animal like Batista.
He’s not…a beast.
But he could be one, couldn’t he? He could shave the Bobby Brady from his hair and grow a beard thick enough to surround his face. And it’s not that far from a smile to do a smirk. He could insult rivals rather than praise them.
And the fans? What about them? What about love and life and putting on a happy face?
Yes, he could be a beast.
And since he only eats vegetables, nobody truly understands how hungry he is.
Look there she goes that girl is so peculiar. I wonder if she’s feeling well. Who is this girl who came from nowhere at all?
Let us collect the opinions of the town (in other words, the lowest and most vile gossips).
Well, for starters, she didn’t struggle for 10 years like he did. Two years and she arrived inside the biggest pond, but she didn’t look like any fish we’d ever seen.
She was smaller and less blonde and had less…well, didn’t I say she was smaller?
But, oh, how she conducted herself. What do I mean? Well, have you read her tweets? The ones where she talks about video games and dogs and, my god, I don’t think she’s ashamed to have a brain and sense of humor!
Did you see her? What do I mean? In her pictures? How she wears such little clothing but tops it off with librarian glasses!
Don’t you see where I’m going? She’s not blonde and not built quite like other Divas, yet she made it to the big pond in two years. She speaks the language of the masses.
Don’t you yet see? A thinking girl. Surely she must be a witch! And with her powers she thought she would entrap him. She had seen Beauty and the Beast and thought she’d go out and catch one.
Didn’t you see her (with no shame!) approach him and encourage him. Like she played the masses with Pokemon references, surely she played him with words meant to build him up.
She. Told. Him. She. Loved. Him.
What lies! Would she have loved him had he stayed inside the smallest pond? If he had kept his Bobby Brady hair and his Bobby Brady manners and his Bobby Brady smile and if his success had been minimal, would she have tracked him down, encouraged him and professed her love?
Wait.
Stop.
That’s enough of the opinion of the town; that’s enough of the lowest and most vile gossips.
Because, after all, we have admitted she is peculiar, and maybe she is just peculiar enough to have found something there that wasn’t there before.
After all, we’ve only seen what the eye of the camera wanted to show us. We have not seen what her eyes have witnessed and believed. We have not thought like her or walked in her probably-tiny shoes.
And worse, we have talked about love but not about the gods and not about the fairies and not about cupid and not even about that strange and powerful feeling that makes us forget who we are and what we want and causes us to throw caution to the wind and chase away doubt and run up to someone in the middle of the locker room and say, I love you.
But can you blame him for his response? Can you blame him for saying "thanks"?
After all, she came to him too late.
She came to him after he had already found a lover—his first love—pro wrestling. She came to him after he had looked in the mirror and saw himself as a man and hated himself for it. She came to him after he had already sold his soul.
“Make me a beast and a champion, and for that I give my soul.”
That is the tragedy of the story you’re reading now. Don’t you remember where I told you value comes from? It comes from having something no one else can have.
He had it.
The World Heavyweight Championship.
It’s what he sold his soul for, and if he had two souls he would happily have traded for both championships.
But maybe Bobby Brady showed himself now and again. Maybe Bryan Danielson whispered to the beast he had become, You can never love her for you have chosen to be a beast, but that doesn’t mean you have to send her away.
He kept her by his side, and he even tried to make her a wrestling champion. He could give her everything he acquired in becoming the beast: status, expertise, a wicked side and the chance to be in the spotlight so bright it burned her skin.
But he couldn’t give her the one thing she wanted.
The one thing she needed.
For when she said, "I love you," as childlike as it seemed, it was that way because it came from her most honest truth.
And he couldn’t return her love because he had already chosen another before he met her, hadn’t he?
Isn’t that what I’ve told you? Isn’t that what makes this a tragedy?
Yes and no.
For you have gone astray if you have focused on the decisions of men. We are vain and advantageous and full of ourselves and given over to temptation all the day long. But you have forgotten about the gods and the fairies and cupid and, most of all, you have forgotten the enduring love of a woman.
Don’t you see what happened now? Don’t you understand why Daniel Bryan has been so abusive to A.J. Lee?
This thing he sold his soul for—this heavyweight title—was lost in 18 seconds.
But listen with your hearts and not your eyes, for I am now going to unlock two truths that have never been revealed.
The first is how Daniel Bryan lost the Heavyweight Title. It’s not because Sheamus was better or A.J. distracted him.