chicot60
06-08-2012, 10:43 AM
There was an blonde that was down on her luck.
In order to raise some money she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom.
She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree and told him, "I've kidnapped you."
The blonde wrote a note saying "I've kidnapped your kid.
Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and put it beneath the pecan tree next to the slide on the north side of the city playground.
Signed, An blonde."
The blonde pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents.
The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough a paper bag was sitting beneath that pecan tree.
The blonde opened up the bag and found the $10,000 with a note.
The note said, "How could one blonde do this to another blonde?"
In order to raise some money she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom.
She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree and told him, "I've kidnapped you."
The blonde wrote a note saying "I've kidnapped your kid.
Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and put it beneath the pecan tree next to the slide on the north side of the city playground.
Signed, An blonde."
The blonde pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents.
The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough a paper bag was sitting beneath that pecan tree.
The blonde opened up the bag and found the $10,000 with a note.
The note said, "How could one blonde do this to another blonde?"