chicot60
07-11-2012, 10:53 AM
Dave was staring sadly into his pint and sighed heavily.
“What’s up Dave?” asked the bartender…It’s not like you to be so down in the mouth.”
“It’s my little four year old son…” the man replied.
“Don’t tell me, he’s in trouble for fighting in school? – my lad’s just the same – forget about it; it happens to boys that age” said the bartender, sympathetically.
“I only wish it were.” Dave continued," but it’s far worse than that. The little bugger has got our gorgeous 18 year old next door neighbour pregnant.”
“Get away, that’s impossible!” gasped the bartender!
“No, it’s not!” said Dave.
"The little bugger stuck a pin in all my condoms!”
“What’s up Dave?” asked the bartender…It’s not like you to be so down in the mouth.”
“It’s my little four year old son…” the man replied.
“Don’t tell me, he’s in trouble for fighting in school? – my lad’s just the same – forget about it; it happens to boys that age” said the bartender, sympathetically.
“I only wish it were.” Dave continued," but it’s far worse than that. The little bugger has got our gorgeous 18 year old next door neighbour pregnant.”
“Get away, that’s impossible!” gasped the bartender!
“No, it’s not!” said Dave.
"The little bugger stuck a pin in all my condoms!”