chicot60
07-12-2012, 11:32 AM
Morris had to quit school to support his family and thus never learned to read or write.
He signed his checks "XX." But he started his own business, which soon prospered, making Morris rich.
One day, his office phone rang. "Morris, this is the bank.
We've got a check with your name on it but it's signed with three X's and you always sign with two."
"Oh, that was my wife's idea," explained Morris.
"Ever since we became rich, she thought I should have a middle name!"
He signed his checks "XX." But he started his own business, which soon prospered, making Morris rich.
One day, his office phone rang. "Morris, this is the bank.
We've got a check with your name on it but it's signed with three X's and you always sign with two."
"Oh, that was my wife's idea," explained Morris.
"Ever since we became rich, she thought I should have a middle name!"