WWE RAW Results - January 11, 2010 [Archive] - satFIX.to

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01-12-2010, 05:54 PM

- We go backstage with Mike Tyson and Josh Matthews. Hornswoggle come sup and starts throwing DX chops at Tyson. Tyson tells Hornswoggle if he sees him during the match tonight, he is going to rip Hornswoggle's intestines out and jump rope with them, among other things. Hornswoggle runs off scared as we go to break.

- We go backstage where The Miz is with his United States Title. He says when he first came to WWE, nobody respected him and nobody could stand him. Miz talks about once getting chicken crumbs in a referee's bag and being banned from the WWE locker room for 6 months. He does a JBL impersonation. Miz says he's such a star now that he doesn't even use the locker room, he has his own private room. Miz walks out to the arena where the fans boo him. He congratulates MVP on being the #1 contender and being another person who gets humiliated by Miz. Miz makes his way to the ring, talking about how he is a better person than MVP. Miz says everyone in the locker room will respect the United States Champion because he's The Miz and he's awesome. MVP comes out and says he doesn't hide his past. He says he's worked hard for everything he has and worked hard to be accepted back into society and earn the respect of the WWE Universe. MVP makes his way into the ring now. MVP takes off his jacket. The crowd starts to really get behind this. MVP actually says Miz reminds him of a "monkey flicking poop." MVP starts talking again about being in prison for 9 1/2 years in Florida. MVP says he survived in a world Miz only saw on TV. MVP says his real world is different from Miz's real world. MVP dares Miz to see how tame he is. They really lost the crowd for a minute or two. Miz goes at MVP but he throws THE MIC at Miz's gut and it causes Miz to step back. They go at it until MVP kicks Miz out of the ring with a boot to the head.

strong>WWE Divas Title Tournament Match: Eve Torres vs. Katie Lea Burchill
Back from some plugs and a commercial break and Eve Torres makes her way out to the ring. Katie Lea is already waiting in the ring while Maryse is on commentary. The bell rings and Katie Lea tries for a quick pin. Katie Lea puts a knee in Eve's back. Eve fights out and fights Katie Lea off. Katie catches her with a backbreaker and a 2 count.

More back and forth action until Eve hits a pair of dropkicks. Eve goes down and Katie gets another 2 count. Eve rolls Katie up out of nowhere for the pinfall and the win.

Winner: Eve Torres

- After the match, Eve rolls out of the ring and taunts Maryse at the announce table. They will face each other on next week's RAW.

- We go backstage with Carlito and Gail Kim. Carlito wants a date after he wins the Royal Rumble. Vince McMahon walks by and is headed to the ring as we go to commercial.

- Back from the break and out comes Vince McMahon to the ring. He says the rumors of him hiring extra security to keep Bret Hart away are false. The crowd starts chanting "we want Bret." Vince says Bret isn't here tonight because he's intimidated. Vince said last week, he screwed Bret. Vince says Bret wanted to play nice and he doesn't play nice, forgive or forget. The crowd starts chanting boring. Vince says Bret won't be here this week, next week or any other week. Vince says if Bret wants closure, he will never be seen in the WWE again. Vince's music hits, he smirks at the crowd and heads to the back.

- We go backstage where Mike Tyson and Chris Jericho are sparring. Back to commercial break.

Jericho runs into a right hand from Shawn and Triple H takes control. HBK is tagged in. He goes for a roll-up but Jericho counters it for a 2 count. They trade 2 counts. Jericho goes for the Walls of Jericho but HBK fights it off. HBK rolls Jericho up for another 2 count. Jericho hits an enziguri and tags Tyson back in. Tyson taunts HBK. Hornswoggle's music hits and out he comes to the ring, dressed like a boxer. Cole calls him Evander Holyswoggle. Tyson laughs at Hornswoggle and tags Jericho in. DX come in the ring and back up Hornswoggle. Tyson comes in and stands behind Jericho. Tyson takes his shirt off and has a DX shirt on. Jericho turns around and gets dropped by a right hand from Tyson. Jericho is pinned for the DX win.

Winners: DX

- After the match, Tyson and DX do crotch chops over Jericho and celebrate with Hornswoggle. Tyson looks extremley excited. Triple H goes over and brings Tyson's son into the ring to celebrate with them. Hornswoggle kicks Jericho out to the floor. Tyson, his son, Hornswoggle and DX pose in the ring and do crotch chops as the pyro goes off. RAW goes off the air with everyone posing in the center of the ring.