chicot60
09-01-2012, 12:09 PM
Horse Play
A police station gets 2 new horses and 2 cops are assigned to be mounted policemen. They go on a ride and come back pleased.
"This horse is great! From now on I'll always take this one" said the first cop.
"My horse's great too. So I'll always take it" replied the second cop.
"But how do we know which is which?"
They though for a minute or two and one of them came up with an idea.
"Let's paint a big red cross on one."
The other cop agreed and the horse is marked accordingly. The next morning, the police chief is standing in front of the horses and looks really mad. The two cops see this and ask what's wrong.
"You two morons put paint on one of my horses, you idiots! Now I need the vet to come out here and God knows if it's going to cause the horse some skin trouble!"
"But otherwise we couldn't tell them apart."
"Can't you see the black one is half an inch taller then the brown one?!"
A police station gets 2 new horses and 2 cops are assigned to be mounted policemen. They go on a ride and come back pleased.
"This horse is great! From now on I'll always take this one" said the first cop.
"My horse's great too. So I'll always take it" replied the second cop.
"But how do we know which is which?"
They though for a minute or two and one of them came up with an idea.
"Let's paint a big red cross on one."
The other cop agreed and the horse is marked accordingly. The next morning, the police chief is standing in front of the horses and looks really mad. The two cops see this and ask what's wrong.
"You two morons put paint on one of my horses, you idiots! Now I need the vet to come out here and God knows if it's going to cause the horse some skin trouble!"
"But otherwise we couldn't tell them apart."
"Can't you see the black one is half an inch taller then the brown one?!"