Don't Pee In The Pool

[akili]

Little Johnny is approached by the lifeguard at the public swimming
pool. "You're not allowed to pee in the pool!" yells the lifeguard.
"But everyone pees in the pool," said Little Johnny.
"Maybe," said the lifeguard, "but not from the diving board!"

[crow]

i love johnny jokes .thats humerist.

[Hunter11]

Talk about peeing, did you here about the two Goofies that were fishing and one pulled up a Gennie bottle.
He opened it up,a Genie appeared and said, I have been in here so long that I only have time to give you one wish.
The one Goofie quickly said "Turn the lake into beer!!!
And it was done, no sooner the Genie disappeared.
The second Goofie hit the first and called him stupid.
Curious and confused the first one asked "why did you hit me"
The second said. "Now we have to pee in the Boat!!!"

[swanone]

the first joke reminded me of a time at my house pool . I was out back checking the pool levels for chemicals. at the time my 5 yr old grand daughter walks over to see what i was doing , I said if this turns yellow its going to tell me if you peed in the pool ( realy i was only checking the chlorine and knew if would turn yellow). just as i put the drops in she turns to me and says sorry and walked away ...