chicot60
09-17-2012, 12:36 AM
NEWFIE IN TEXAS
A Newfie is visiting Texas and starts a conversation with a Texan at a local bar.
The Texan asks the Newfie where he's from and the Newfie says, "You
know where New York is?"
The Texan says, "Yeh, yeh, I know where that is"
The Newfie says, " Well baye, you just drive north of there about 6
hours, turn right for 3 hours and catch a 6 hour ferry and you're
there in Newfoundland."
The Texan says "That's got to be close to China!"
The Newfie thinks about this and then says, "By gosh, I think you
might be right. I work with a Chinese guy and he goes home for lunch
every day!"
A Newfie is visiting Texas and starts a conversation with a Texan at a local bar.
The Texan asks the Newfie where he's from and the Newfie says, "You
know where New York is?"
The Texan says, "Yeh, yeh, I know where that is"
The Newfie says, " Well baye, you just drive north of there about 6
hours, turn right for 3 hours and catch a 6 hour ferry and you're
there in Newfoundland."
The Texan says "That's got to be close to China!"
The Newfie thinks about this and then says, "By gosh, I think you
might be right. I work with a Chinese guy and he goes home for lunch
every day!"