Random Thoughts

[Andrena]

Idle Thoughts Of A Retiree's Wandering Mind:

I planted some bird seed.
A bird came up.
Now I don't know what to feed it
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I had amnesia once---or twice
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I went to San Francisco .
I found someone's heart. Now what?
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Protons have mass?
I didn't even know they were Catholic.
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All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy
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If the world were a logical place,
men would be the ones who ride horses sidesaddle.
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What is a "free" gift?
Aren't all gifts free?
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They told me I was gullible
and I believed them.
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Experience is the thing you have left
when everything else is gone.
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One nice thing about egotists:
they don't talk about other people.
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My weight is perfect for my height--
which varies.
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I used to be indecisive.
Now I'm not sure.
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How can there be self-help "groups"?
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If swimming is so good for your figure,
how do you explain whales?
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Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground,
and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off.
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Is it me --or
do buffalo wings taste like chicken?

[regoe002]

:noidea: hmmmm?

[drparty333]

some good facebook status's...