Gravedigger
10-06-2012, 01:02 PM
Everyone reading this will enjoy it - no matter which gender you are........
This morning on the Interstate,
I looked over to my left and there was a
Woman
In a brand new Cadillac
Doing 65 mph
With her face up next to her rear view mirror
Putting on her eyeliner.
I looked away
For a couple seconds...
to continue shaving
And when I looked back she was
Halfway over in my lane,
Still working on that makeup.
As a man, I don't scare easily.
But she scared me so much;
I dropped
My electric shaver
Which knocked
The donut Out of my other hand.
In all the confusion of trying
To straighten out the car
Using my knees against The steering wheel,
It knocked
My Cell Phone Away from my ear
Which fell
Into the coffee
Between my legs!
Splashed,
And burned
Big Peter and the Twins,
Ruined the damn phone,
Soaked my trousers,
And disconnected an important call.
Damn women drivers!
This morning on the Interstate,
I looked over to my left and there was a
Woman
In a brand new Cadillac
Doing 65 mph
With her face up next to her rear view mirror
Putting on her eyeliner.
I looked away
For a couple seconds...
to continue shaving
And when I looked back she was
Halfway over in my lane,
Still working on that makeup.
As a man, I don't scare easily.
But she scared me so much;
I dropped
My electric shaver
Which knocked
The donut Out of my other hand.
In all the confusion of trying
To straighten out the car
Using my knees against The steering wheel,
It knocked
My Cell Phone Away from my ear
Which fell
Into the coffee
Between my legs!
Splashed,
And burned
Big Peter and the Twins,
Ruined the damn phone,
Soaked my trousers,
And disconnected an important call.
Damn women drivers!