Return the favour!

[chicot60]

A man and his wife
were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the



door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken
stranger,



standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.



'Not a chance,' says the husband, 'it is 3,0'clock in the
morning!'



He slams the door and returns to bed.



'Who was that?' asked his wife.



'Just some drunk guy asking for a push,' he answers.



'Did you help him?' she asks.



'No, I did not, it is 3:00 in the morning and it is pouring
rain out there!'



'Well, you have a short memory,' says his wife. 'Can't you
remember



about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys
helped us?



I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of
yourself!'

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The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the
pounding rain.


He calls out into the
dark, 'Hello, are you still there?'



'Yes,' comes back the answer.



'Do you still need a push?' calls out the husband.



'Yes, 'comes the reply from the dark.



'Where are you?' asks the husband.



'I'm over here on the swing,' replied the drunk.

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