chicot60
10-21-2012, 03:18 AM
Sorry that is well past a groaner... I started out the door with the 12 guage (no shot just a lot of rock salt)looking for you but the wife tempted me back with a nice cold beer so your safe to fine a replacement joke joke for this one... This was darn hard to type with all the beer in me to ignore the joke...hehehe (I dont like those little circles with faces)
A boy is getting ready for prom and he decides to go get a tux.
When he gets there, he sees its a huge queue so he joins the tux line and buys his tux.
Afterwards, he decides to get her some chocolate so he goes to the shop and there's a huge line so he joins the chocolate line and buys the chocolate.
He then goes to get some flowers and at the florists there is a huge line again so he joins the flower line and buys her the flowers.
Later in the night, he picks up his date and they go out for a meal - he takes her to a buffet.
He decides he wants some salad and he sees there's a huge line for the salad so he joins the salad line and gets his salad and eats it.
After a salad, he needs to feel like a man so goes for steak and there's a huge queue so he joins the steak line and gets his steak.
He's feeling a bit thirsty now so he goes to get a drink and there's a massive line there so he joins the drinks line and gets his drink.
The boy and his date then go to prom.
About an hour in, the boy and girl are dancing and are getting hot so the girl says: "Can you go get me a drink please?"
The boy does so.
He goes over to the drinks area to get some punch and there's no punch line.
Now that's a lot better!:D:D:tehe:
http://i717.photobucket.com/albums/ww173/prestonjjrtr/Smileys%20Holidays/April%20Fools/water_bomb_2_text.gif
A boy is getting ready for prom and he decides to go get a tux.
When he gets there, he sees its a huge queue so he joins the tux line and buys his tux.
Afterwards, he decides to get her some chocolate so he goes to the shop and there's a huge line so he joins the chocolate line and buys the chocolate.
He then goes to get some flowers and at the florists there is a huge line again so he joins the flower line and buys her the flowers.
Later in the night, he picks up his date and they go out for a meal - he takes her to a buffet.
He decides he wants some salad and he sees there's a huge line for the salad so he joins the salad line and gets his salad and eats it.
After a salad, he needs to feel like a man so goes for steak and there's a huge queue so he joins the steak line and gets his steak.
He's feeling a bit thirsty now so he goes to get a drink and there's a massive line there so he joins the drinks line and gets his drink.
The boy and his date then go to prom.
About an hour in, the boy and girl are dancing and are getting hot so the girl says: "Can you go get me a drink please?"
The boy does so.
He goes over to the drinks area to get some punch and there's no punch line.
Now that's a lot better!:D:D:tehe:
http://i717.photobucket.com/albums/ww173/prestonjjrtr/Smileys%20Holidays/April%20Fools/water_bomb_2_text.gif