chicot60
11-05-2012, 12:03 PM
This is my neighbor!
http://www.i-bmw.com/gallery/data/926/medium/My_Neighbor.jpeg
She's single...
She lives right across the street. He can see her house from his living room. He watched as she got home from work this evening.
He was surprised when she walked across the street and up his driveway. She knocked on his door... and he rushed to open it.
She looks at him, and said,
"I just got home, and I am so horny! I have this strong urge to have a good time, get drunk, and make love all night long!
Are you busy tonight?"
I immediately replied, "Nope, I'm free... I have no plans at all!"
Then she said, "Good! In that case, could you watch my dog?"
"MAN," I said ... "IT'S NO FUN GETTING OLD!!!"
http://www.i-bmw.com/gallery/data/926/medium/My_Neighbor.jpeg
She's single...
She lives right across the street. He can see her house from his living room. He watched as she got home from work this evening.
He was surprised when she walked across the street and up his driveway. She knocked on his door... and he rushed to open it.
She looks at him, and said,
"I just got home, and I am so horny! I have this strong urge to have a good time, get drunk, and make love all night long!
Are you busy tonight?"
I immediately replied, "Nope, I'm free... I have no plans at all!"
Then she said, "Good! In that case, could you watch my dog?"
"MAN," I said ... "IT'S NO FUN GETTING OLD!!!"