Your annual test..

[bigbadbrother]

> > Your Yearly Dementia Test
> >
> > It's that time of year to take our annual senior
> > citizen test.
> > Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the
> > muscles. As we grow older, it's important to keep
> > mentally alert. If you don't use it, you lose it! Below
> > is a very private way to gauge your loss or non-loss of
> > intelligence.
> > Take the test presented here to determine if you're
> > losing it or not. The spaces below are so you don't see
> > the answers until you've made your answer.
> > OK, relax, clear your mind and begin.
> >
> >
> > 1. What do you put in a toaster?
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > Answer: "bread." If you said "toast,"
> > give up now and do something else.
> > Try not to hurt yourself. If you said, bread, go to
> > Question 2
> >
> >
> > 2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell
> > "silk." What do cows drink?
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > Answer: Cows drink water. If you said "milk,"
> > don't attempt the next question. Your brain is
> > over-stressed and may even overheat. Content yourself with
> > reading a more appropriate literature such as Auto World.
> > However, if you said "water", proceed to question
> > 3.
> >
> >
> > 3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house
> > is made from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink
> > bricks and a black house is made from black bricks, what is
> > a green house made from?
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said
> > "green bricks," why are you still reading these???
> > If you said "glass," go on to Question 4.
> >
> >
> > 4. It's twenty years ago, and a plane is flying at
> > 20,000 feet over Germany (If you will recall, Germany at the
> > time was politically divided into West Germany and East
> > Germany.) Anyway, during the flight, two engines fail. The
> > pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is also
> > failing, decides on a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately
> > the engine fails before he can do so and the plane fatally
> > crashes smack in the middle of "no man's land"
> > between East Germany and West Germany. Where would you bury
> > the survivors? East Germany,West Germany, or no man's
> > land"?
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > Answer: You don't bury survivors.
> > If you said ANYTHING else, you're a dunce and you must
> > stop. If you said, "You don't bury survivors",
> > proceed to the next question.
> >
> >
> > 5. Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus from
> > London to Milford Haven in Wales. In London, 17 people get
> > on the bus. In Reading, six people get off the bus and nine
> > people get on. In Swindon, two people get off and four get
> > on. In Cardiff, 1 1 people get off and 16 people get on. In
> > Swansea, three people get off and five people get on . In
> > Carmathen, six people get off and three get on. You then
> > arrive at Milford Haven.
> > What was the name of the bus driver?
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > Answer: Oh, for crying out loud!
> > Don't you remember your own name? It was YOU!!
> >
> >
> > Now pass this along to all your friends and pray they do
> > better than you.
> >
> > PS: 95% of people fail most of the questions
> >