jskr1
12-18-2012, 03:37 PM
While working at a pizza parlour I observed a man ordering a small
pizza to go.
He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut
into 4 pieces or 6.
He thought about it for some time then said 'Just cut it into 4
pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces.They Walk Among
Us!
Dumb as a box of RocksTRUE STORY:A noted
psychiatrist was a guest speaker at an academic function where Nancy
Pelosi happened to appear. Ms Pelosi took the opportunity to schmooze
the good doctor a bit and asked him a question with which he was most
at ease.
'Would you mind telling me, Doctor,' she asked, 'how you detect a
mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal?'
'Nothing is easier,' he replied. 'You ask a simple question which
anyone should answer with no trouble. If the person hesitates, that
puts you on the track...'
'What sort of question?' asked Pelosi.
Well, you might ask, 'Captain Cook made three trips around the world
and died during one of them. Which one?''
Pelosi thought a moment, and then said with a nervous laugh, 'You
wouldn't happen to have another example would you? I must confess I
don't know much about history.' Sadly, they walk among us!
I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area and went to the
lost luggage office and reported the loss.
The woman there smiled and told me not to worry because she was a
trained professional and said I was in good hands.
'Now,' she asked me, 'Has your plane arrived yet?'...
(I work with professionals like this.)They Walk Among Us!
pizza to go.
He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut
into 4 pieces or 6.
He thought about it for some time then said 'Just cut it into 4
pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces.They Walk Among
Us!
Dumb as a box of RocksTRUE STORY:A noted
psychiatrist was a guest speaker at an academic function where Nancy
Pelosi happened to appear. Ms Pelosi took the opportunity to schmooze
the good doctor a bit and asked him a question with which he was most
at ease.
'Would you mind telling me, Doctor,' she asked, 'how you detect a
mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal?'
'Nothing is easier,' he replied. 'You ask a simple question which
anyone should answer with no trouble. If the person hesitates, that
puts you on the track...'
'What sort of question?' asked Pelosi.
Well, you might ask, 'Captain Cook made three trips around the world
and died during one of them. Which one?''
Pelosi thought a moment, and then said with a nervous laugh, 'You
wouldn't happen to have another example would you? I must confess I
don't know much about history.' Sadly, they walk among us!
I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area and went to the
lost luggage office and reported the loss.
The woman there smiled and told me not to worry because she was a
trained professional and said I was in good hands.
'Now,' she asked me, 'Has your plane arrived yet?'...
(I work with professionals like this.)They Walk Among Us!