chicot60
01-03-2013, 02:33 AM
Teacher: Who gave the Liberty Bell to Philadelphia?
Little Billy: Must have been a duck.
Teacher: A duck?
Little Billy: Didn't you say there was a quack in it!
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A firefighter was telling his non-firefighter friend that while he was responding to a two alarm fire the other night, he hit a duck way in the middle of the road.
After thinking about what his firefighter friend had told him, the non-firefighter friend finally asked,in a calm voice, "What's a duck way?"
The firefighter responded, "about four or five pounds."
Little Billy: Must have been a duck.
Teacher: A duck?
Little Billy: Didn't you say there was a quack in it!
http://cd.hpathy.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/schmukler-quack.gif
A firefighter was telling his non-firefighter friend that while he was responding to a two alarm fire the other night, he hit a duck way in the middle of the road.
After thinking about what his firefighter friend had told him, the non-firefighter friend finally asked,in a calm voice, "What's a duck way?"
The firefighter responded, "about four or five pounds."