Bull mating

[chicot60]

My wife and I went to the Royal Adelaide Show and one of

the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls.. We went up to

the first pen and there was a sign attached that said,

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' THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR '

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My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs .....Smiled and said, 'He mated 50 times last year,

that's almost once a week.'


We walked to the

second pen which had a sign attached that said,


''THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR'

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My wife gave me a healthy jab

and said, 'WOW~~That's more than twice! a week !

..........You could learn a lot from him.'


We

walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that

said,
in capital letters,
'THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR'

http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/rowdyranger/bull3.jpg


My wife was so excited that her elbow

nearly broke my ribs, and said,
'That's once a day ..You

could REALLY learn something from this one.'

I

looked at her and said,
'Go over and ask him if it was

with the same cow.'












My condition has been upgraded

from critical
to stable and I should eventually make a full

recovery.
http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/rowdyranger/bull4.jpg