ICEMAN
01-27-2013, 12:00 AM
What A Coincidence!
A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman at the bar, and ordered a glass of champagne.
The woman perked up and said to him, 'How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!'
'What a coincidence,' the farmer said. 'This is a special day for me, so I am celebrating.'
'This is a special day for me, as I too am also celebrating,' said the woman.
'What a coincidence!' said the farmer. As they clinked glasses he added, 'What are you celebrating?'
'My husband and I have been trying to have a child, and today my gynecologist told me that I am pregnant!'
'What a coincidence!' said the man. 'I'm a chicken farmer and for years all of my hens were infertile, but today they are all laying fertilised eggs.'
'That's great!' said the woman, 'How did your chickens suddenly become fertile?'
'I used a different cock,' he replied.
The woman smiled, clinked his glass again, and said, 'What a coincidence !!'
A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman at the bar, and ordered a glass of champagne.
The woman perked up and said to him, 'How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!'
'What a coincidence,' the farmer said. 'This is a special day for me, so I am celebrating.'
'This is a special day for me, as I too am also celebrating,' said the woman.
'What a coincidence!' said the farmer. As they clinked glasses he added, 'What are you celebrating?'
'My husband and I have been trying to have a child, and today my gynecologist told me that I am pregnant!'
'What a coincidence!' said the man. 'I'm a chicken farmer and for years all of my hens were infertile, but today they are all laying fertilised eggs.'
'That's great!' said the woman, 'How did your chickens suddenly become fertile?'
'I used a different cock,' he replied.
The woman smiled, clinked his glass again, and said, 'What a coincidence !!'