Angel Eyes
01-30-2013, 05:28 PM
In a recent conference linguistics, held in London and attended by some of the best linguists in the world, Samsundar Balgobin, from Guyana, was the clear winner.
Final challenge was this:
"Some say there is no difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED".
"Please explain the difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED in a way that is easy to understand."
Here is the smart answer:
"When you marry the right woman, you are COMPLETE.
But when you marry the wrong woman, you are FINISHED.
And when the right woman catch you with the wrong woman, you are COMPLETELY FINISHED! ».
His reply was received with an ovation that lasted more than 5 minutes.
Final challenge was this:
"Some say there is no difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED".
"Please explain the difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED in a way that is easy to understand."
Here is the smart answer:
"When you marry the right woman, you are COMPLETE.
But when you marry the wrong woman, you are FINISHED.
And when the right woman catch you with the wrong woman, you are COMPLETELY FINISHED! ».
His reply was received with an ovation that lasted more than 5 minutes.