Romantic texting

[chicot60]

A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text:


"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.


If you are laughing, send me your smile.


If you are eating, send me a bite.


If you are drinking, send me a sip.


If you are crying, send me your tears.


I love you."






He replied:


"I am taking a crap. What should I do?"