chicot60
03-15-2013, 10:56 AM
SIMPLE TRUTH 1
Lovers help each other undress before sex.
However after sex, they always dress on their own.
Moral of the story: In life, no one helps you once you're screwed.
SIMPLE TRUTH 2
When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch the stomach and say, "Congrats".
But, none of them come and touch the man's penis and say, "Good job".
Moral of the story: "Hard work is under-appreciated."
Bonus Alert:
Condoms don't guarantee safe sex.
A friend of mine was wearing one, when he was shot by the woman's husband.
Lovers help each other undress before sex.
However after sex, they always dress on their own.
Moral of the story: In life, no one helps you once you're screwed.
SIMPLE TRUTH 2
When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch the stomach and say, "Congrats".
But, none of them come and touch the man's penis and say, "Good job".
Moral of the story: "Hard work is under-appreciated."
Bonus Alert:
Condoms don't guarantee safe sex.
A friend of mine was wearing one, when he was shot by the woman's husband.