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chicot60
04-04-2013, 01:45 AM
By Dailyrecord.co.uk


9 Jul 2011 00:00
Staring at busty women can lengthen your life, scientists have proved.


STARING at busty women can lengthen your life, scientists have proved.

A German study, published in the New England Journal of Medicine, concludes that staring at women's breasts for a few minutes daily is better for your health than going to the gym.

"Just 10 minutes of looking at the charms of well-endowed females is equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out," said author Dr Karen Weatherby, an expert on ageing.

The research team, led by Dr Weatherby, spent five years monitoring the effects of this unique discovery.

The men who were told to stare at bosoms daily had lower blood pressure and slower resting pulse rates and also decreased their risk of coronary artery disease.

Dr Weatherby explained: "Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation.

"There's no question - gazing at large breasts makes men healthier."

She also recommends that men over 40 should spend at least 10 minutes daily admiring breasts sized D-cup or larger.


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hutch
04-04-2013, 02:12 AM
well it certainly lengthens some things...lol

JCO
04-04-2013, 02:27 AM
And pictures and movies dont count

murph001
04-04-2013, 02:49 AM
who hoo iam going to live forever lol lol ..

rjcamper
04-04-2013, 11:51 AM
well it certainly lengthens some things...lol


:yes:

That's funny ...

Styx_N_Stones
04-04-2013, 05:49 PM
LOL... way too funny!!!

What I want to know is...

1) How do I get a job as one of the test subjects?
2) Whos idea was it to study this (obviously a man)?
3) Who wrote the grant proposal to fund this study (again, obviously a male)?
4) What agency was willing to put up the money for this scientific experiment?
5) This bears repeating... How do I get a job as one of the test subjects?

I'm quite sure that looking at a well endowed woman would raise both my blood pressure and my heart rate... inconsistent with the findings.

If my wife noticed me staring at a set of large hooters... Im pretty sure that my life expectancy would be greatly diminished!

Is the quantity of benefit directly proportional to the size of the subject? In other words... if I look at bigger boobs will my blood pressure drop more? I rather doubt it... LOL!

Will looking for longer than 10 minutes help more?

LOL... the very idea of such a study is hilarious... and absurd!!!

JMO


If this study is true, great... because I wont go out of my way to go to the gym. But... if concentrating on big bosomed women will help me live longer... then I guess I could force myself (strictly for health reasons mind you).

hutch
04-04-2013, 06:51 PM
'How can I live longer doc'

"take 2 table dances a day"... lol