Please take your seat...

[chicot60]

http://i1192.photobucket.com/albums/aa329/rigpig1/image002-5.jpg

[hutch]

washingtonpost.com/blogs/she-the-people/wp/2013/04/03/airline-charges-for-weight-of-bags-and-humans/ <br />
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well finally Samoa Air has it figured out

[metalmaker]

What does he do when they say fasten your seatbelt?