bigbadbrother
04-05-2013, 02:46 AM
This is my neighbor!
http://i1355.photobucket.com/albums/q712/bigbadbrother/neighbor_zpsa0531984.jpg
She's single.
She lives right across the street.
I can see her home from my front room.
I watched as she got home this evening from playing golf in the rain.
I was surprised when she walked across the street and up to my door.
She knocked....I rushed to open it.
She looks at me, and says,
"I just got home and I am so horny! I have this strong urge to
have a good time, get drunk, and make love all night long!
Are you busy tonight?"
I immediately replied, "Nope, I'm free... I have no plans at all!"
Then she said, "Good! In that case, would you mind watching my dog?"
Being a senior citizen really sucks!!!
http://i1355.photobucket.com/albums/q712/bigbadbrother/neighbor_zpsa0531984.jpg
She's single.
She lives right across the street.
I can see her home from my front room.
I watched as she got home this evening from playing golf in the rain.
I was surprised when she walked across the street and up to my door.
She knocked....I rushed to open it.
She looks at me, and says,
"I just got home and I am so horny! I have this strong urge to
have a good time, get drunk, and make love all night long!
Are you busy tonight?"
I immediately replied, "Nope, I'm free... I have no plans at all!"
Then she said, "Good! In that case, would you mind watching my dog?"
Being a senior citizen really sucks!!!