chicot60
05-07-2013, 10:34 AM
A man suspected his wife was seeing another man,so he hired the famous Chinese detective,Chen Lee,to watch and report any activities while he was gone.
A few days later.he received this report:
MOST HONORABLE SIR:
YOU LEAVE HOUSE,I WATCH
HE COME TO HOUSE.
I WATCH HOUSE.
HE AND SHE LEAVE HOUSE.
I FOLLOW.
HE AND SHE GO TO HOTEL.
I FOLLOW.
I CLIMB TREE.
I LOOK IN WINDOW.
HE KISS SHE.SHE KISS HE.HE STRIP SHE.SHE STRIP HE.
HE PLAY WITH SHE.SHE PLAY WITH HE.I PLAY WITH ME.
I FALL OFF TREE.
I NOT SEE.
NO FEE,
CHEN LEE.
A few days later.he received this report:
MOST HONORABLE SIR:
YOU LEAVE HOUSE,I WATCH
HE COME TO HOUSE.
I WATCH HOUSE.
HE AND SHE LEAVE HOUSE.
I FOLLOW.
HE AND SHE GO TO HOTEL.
I FOLLOW.
I CLIMB TREE.
I LOOK IN WINDOW.
HE KISS SHE.SHE KISS HE.HE STRIP SHE.SHE STRIP HE.
HE PLAY WITH SHE.SHE PLAY WITH HE.I PLAY WITH ME.
I FALL OFF TREE.
I NOT SEE.
NO FEE,
CHEN LEE.