Just a couple I heard on the radio on my way to work....

[Anubis]

Why do you not play poker in the jungle?:noidea:

There's too many cheetahs.

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What do you call a nun in a wheel chair?:noidea:

Virgin mobile!

[dishuser]

Biggs and Barr?

[Just_angel]

"I can't find a cause for your illness," the doctor said. "Frankly, I think it's due to drinking.""In that case," replied his blonde patient, "I'll come back when you are sober."

[Anubis]

Biggs and Barr?

You know it!:thumbsup:

[scooby8888]

You know it!:thumbsup:

hmmm you guys must be in my neck of the woods lol . i'd much rather listen to dean and todd ya know jason's old boss lol