chicot60
05-11-2013, 07:45 PM
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On Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair, drinking beer
and watching my wife mow the lawn.
The neighbor lady from across the street was so outraged that she
came over and shouted at me, "You should be hung!"
I took a drink from my can of Bud Light, wiped the cold foam from my lips,
lifted my darkened Ray Ban sunglasses and stared directly into the eyes
of this nosy ass neighbor and then calmly replied,
"I am. That's why she cuts the grass."
On Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair, drinking beer
and watching my wife mow the lawn.
The neighbor lady from across the street was so outraged that she
came over and shouted at me, "You should be hung!"
I took a drink from my can of Bud Light, wiped the cold foam from my lips,
lifted my darkened Ray Ban sunglasses and stared directly into the eyes
of this nosy ass neighbor and then calmly replied,
"I am. That's why she cuts the grass."