Extra Large Condoms

[chicot60]

Extra Large Condoms


A woman walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist if he sells size extra large condoms.

He replies, "Yes we do. Would you like to buy some?"

She responds, "No, but do you mind if I wait around here until someone does

[Raymond47]

Reminds me of a thing that happened a few years ago... I was in an esso station (about midnight) there was a dark complexioned kid bragging about how the condoms today were too small for him... I just happened to have a paper sleeve ( a condom shaped bag to keep the paper from getting wet when delivered to our driveway) from our newspaper in the van and went and got it. I formed it into a ball and handed it to him (it was a nice blue color) and told him he could use one of my scottish ones till he get a proper one... Im not sure if he was impressed or not