Momotumbo
07-21-2013, 06:53 PM
An elderly couple is in a dingy theater, watching a porn movie over and over.
After the last showing of the day, the usher who is cleaning the theater can’t resist saying to them, “You folks must have really enjoyed the show.”
“Not at all,” the elderly gent says.
“It was disgusting.”
“Revolting,” add his wife.
“Then why did you sit through it so many times?”
“We had to! We had to wait until the house lights came up,” the wife responds.
“We couldn’t find my underpants, and my husband’s teeth were in them.”
After the last showing of the day, the usher who is cleaning the theater can’t resist saying to them, “You folks must have really enjoyed the show.”
“Not at all,” the elderly gent says.
“It was disgusting.”
“Revolting,” add his wife.
“Then why did you sit through it so many times?”
“We had to! We had to wait until the house lights came up,” the wife responds.
“We couldn’t find my underpants, and my husband’s teeth were in them.”