Yet Another Moaner

[bigbadbrother]

A papa mole, a mama mole, and a baby mole,
all live together in a little mole hole.




One day, papa mole sticks his head out of the hole, sniffs the air and said,
'Yummy! I smell maple syrup!'




The mama mole sticks her head out of the hole,
sniffs the air and said, 'Oh, Yummy! I smell honey!'

Now baby mole is trying to stick his head out of the hole to sniff the air, but can't because the bigger moles are in the way. This makes him whine, 'Geez, all I can smell is....


MOLASSES !

[darlinkat]

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lol you did warn us bbb
I am finding it funny though
Must be the mood I am in !!!!
It is Monday after all lol

[hutch]

ok here's one...lol

A guy had a girlfriend named Lorraine. She was very pretty and he liked her a lot.

One day he went to work to find that a new girl had started working there.

Her name was Clearly and she was absolutely gorgeous!

He began to like her and, after awhile, it became obvious that she was interested in him, too. But, he was a loyal man and he wouldn't get involved with Clearly while he was still going out with Lorraine.

He decided that there was nothing for him to do but to break up with Lorraine and date the new girl. He planned several times to tell Lorraine, but he couldn't bring himself to do it.

One day as they were walking along the river bank, Lorraine slipped and fell into the river and drowned.

The guy stopped there by the river for a moment, lamenting Lorraine's sudden loss. After he thought for awhile, he wiped the tears from his eyes, then ran off smiling and singing, "I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone..."

[bigbadbrother]

Yep that's a real moaner. LOL