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Akili
07-25-2013, 10:51 PM
After 25 years of marriage, I took a look at my wife one day and said:
"Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black-and-white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old blonde.
Now, we have a nice house, a nice car, a big bed and a big-screen plasma TV, but I'm sleeping with a 50-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things."
But my wife is a very reasonable woman.
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3281/2940211382_a3e66b1618.jpg
She told me to go out and find a hot 25-year-old blonde, and she'd make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car and sleeping on a sofa bed.
shinning
07-25-2013, 11:41 PM
Ouch!!!! Ouch!!!
darlinkat
07-26-2013, 12:16 AM
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damn right
You go girl !!!!
StanW
07-26-2013, 12:19 AM
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damn right
You go girl !!!!
damn right what ? Thats a pretty strong statement that you're making - care to clarify ?
dishuser
07-26-2013, 12:28 AM
After 25 years of marriage, I took a look at my wife one day and said:
"Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black-and-white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old blonde.
Now, we have a nice house, a nice car, a big bed and a big-screen plasma TV, but I'm sleeping with a 50-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things."
But my wife is a very reasonable woman.
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3281/2940211382_a3e66b1618.jpg
She told me to go out and find a hot 25-year-old blonde, and she'd make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car and sleeping on a sofa bed.
it's worth the chance...lol
darlinkat
07-26-2013, 12:29 AM
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She told me to go out and find a hot 25-year-old blonde,
and she'd make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment,
driving a cheap car and sleeping on a sofa bed.
damn right that !!!
Gee I do like that graphic I posted lol
The rose one I mean !!!
StanW
07-26-2013, 12:32 AM
it's worth the chance...lol
Gamble getting your laundry done for 1 roll of the dice ? After 3 wives I'll have to sleep on this one .lol
StanW
07-26-2013, 12:35 AM
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She told me to go out and find a hot 25-year-old blonde,
and she'd make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment,
driving a cheap car and sleeping on a sofa bed.
damn right that !!!
Gee I do like that graphic I posted lol
The rose one I mean !!!
She probably didn't consider ,prior to making the statement, who'd be taking out the garbage (amongst other things) if .... lol
darlinkat
07-26-2013, 12:59 AM
She probably didn't consider ,prior to making the statement, who'd be taking out the garbage (amongst other things) if .... lol
http://i1058.photobucket.com/albums/t404/diana123413/fantasy/Tatuada.jpg (http://s1058.photobucket.com/user/diana123413/media/fantasy/Tatuada.jpg.html)
Not that I am anti man lol.....very far from it...hehe
but.........
Who needs a handgun when you've got a semi-automatic !!!
StanW
07-26-2013, 01:02 AM
http://i1058.photobucket.com/albums/t404/diana123413/fantasy/Tatuada.jpg (http://s1058.photobucket.com/user/diana123413/media/fantasy/Tatuada.jpg.html)
Not that I am anti man lol.....very far from it...hehe
but.........
Who needs a handgun when you've got a semi-automatic !!!
... at fifty it's probably loaded with blanks :innocent:
darlinkat
07-26-2013, 01:06 AM
... at fifty it's probably loaded with blanks :innocent:
Hmmm I'm not biting on this Stan
Cuz that's what you want lol
You don't know much about 50 yr old women is all I can say !!!
StanW
07-26-2013, 01:09 AM
Hmmm I'm not biting on this Stan
Cuz that's what you want lol
You don't know much about 50 yr old women is all I can say !!!
Know more than you can imagine . lol
Have to keep the discussion in context tho ;)
darlinkat
07-26-2013, 01:13 AM
Know more than you can imagine . lol
Have to keep the discussion in context tho ;)
I think we are talking apples and apples lol
Anywho....I am talking about women having a semi automatic at their disposal
Any time they want.....
dishuser
07-26-2013, 01:22 AM
get an ac one and it'll be fully automatic...lol
StanW
07-26-2013, 01:26 AM
I think we are talking apples and apples lol
Anywho....I am talking about women having a semi automatic at their disposal
Any time they want.....
Apples and apples it is - so duracels last longest ? ;)
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