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chicot60
08-09-2013, 11:00 AM
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"Hi, Mom, it's me."


"Hi, Sally, are you okay? I thought you were with your



father at the Ace Hardware store looking for a drill."



"Yeah, I was, but I got arrested and they've let me make



one phone call, and that's why I'm calling you."



"Oh, my God! What happened?"



"Oh, I punched this African-American woman in the face."



"What on earth . . . Why did you do that?"



"Well, it really wasn't my fault. Dad told me to find a Black and
Decker.. Mom, I knocked the crap out of her!"