Momotumbo
08-13-2013, 06:05 PM
One day a man was eating dinner at his girlfriend’s parents.
The dog was under his chair and it barked while he was holding in a fart; this startled the man and caused him to rip a small fart.
The mom said, "Fido!", since the dog was receiving the blame he decided to rip a huge one, again the mother said, "Fido! Go Away!”
Seeing as the dog was continuing to receive the blame he let out a wet, loud, and/or possibly deafening fart.
Then his girlfriend said.
“Fido, you heard mom, leave before he *****s on you!"
The dog was under his chair and it barked while he was holding in a fart; this startled the man and caused him to rip a small fart.
The mom said, "Fido!", since the dog was receiving the blame he decided to rip a huge one, again the mother said, "Fido! Go Away!”
Seeing as the dog was continuing to receive the blame he let out a wet, loud, and/or possibly deafening fart.
Then his girlfriend said.
“Fido, you heard mom, leave before he *****s on you!"