Wake up in the morning to......

[chicot60]

http://i.imgur.com/x4gMYOx.jpg

[thunder bird]

Some one may have had a few to many:rolleyes:

[hutch]

this old joke comes to mind...lol

DRINKING AND DRIVING

I would like to share an experience with you, about drinking and driving.

As you well know, some of us have been known to have had brushes with
the authorities on our way home from the odd social session over the
years.

A couple of nights ago, I was out for a few drinks with some
friends at the Marriott Hotel and had a few too many beers and some
rather nice red wine.

Knowing full well I may have been slightly over the limit, I
did something I've never done before: I took a bus home.

Sure enough I passed a police road block but as it was a bus, they
waved it past.

I have never driven a bus before and am not sure where I got it.

[metalmaker]

Some people will go to any length to avoid those speed bumps!
http://i.imgur.com/x4gMYOx.jpg