chicot60
09-14-2013, 11:16 AM
Health And Happiness
An old man walking along the beach spies an old bottle.
Upon opening it, out pops a genie.
The genie, being grateful for being released to freedom, offers to grant
the old man two wishes.
The old man says: "I'd like something that will bring me health and then
I'd like a date with a famous movie star."
After he gets home, he finds ten cases of canned chicken soup on his doorstep.
Later the doorbell rings...
It's Lassie
An old man walking along the beach spies an old bottle.
Upon opening it, out pops a genie.
The genie, being grateful for being released to freedom, offers to grant
the old man two wishes.
The old man says: "I'd like something that will bring me health and then
I'd like a date with a famous movie star."
After he gets home, he finds ten cases of canned chicken soup on his doorstep.
Later the doorbell rings...
It's Lassie