bigbadbrother
10-08-2013, 12:47 AM
" Today, two for the price of none!"
A man walks into a seafood store carrying a trout under his arm.
"Do you make fish cakes?" he asked.
"Yes, we do," replied the fishmonger.
"Great," said the man. "It's his birthday."
An old farmer is inconsolable after his dog goes missing. His wife suggests he take out an ad in the newspaper, which he does. But two
weeks later, there's still no sign of the mutt.
"What did you write in the ad?" his wife asks.
"'Here, boy!'"
A man walks into a seafood store carrying a trout under his arm.
"Do you make fish cakes?" he asked.
"Yes, we do," replied the fishmonger.
"Great," said the man. "It's his birthday."
An old farmer is inconsolable after his dog goes missing. His wife suggests he take out an ad in the newspaper, which he does. But two
weeks later, there's still no sign of the mutt.
"What did you write in the ad?" his wife asks.
"'Here, boy!'"