bigbadbrother
10-12-2013, 04:49 PM
Sorry, couldn't resist
A customer asked, "In what Aisle can I find the Polish sausage ?"
The clerk asks, "Are you Polish ?"
The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something.
If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian ?
Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German ?
Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish ?
Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican ?
Or if I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish ?"
The clerk says, "No, I probably wouldn't."
The guy says, "Well then, because I asked for Polish sausage,
why did you ask me if I'm Polish ?"
The clerk replied, "Because you're in Home Depot."
A customer asked, "In what Aisle can I find the Polish sausage ?"
The clerk asks, "Are you Polish ?"
The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something.
If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian ?
Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German ?
Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish ?
Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican ?
Or if I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish ?"
The clerk says, "No, I probably wouldn't."
The guy says, "Well then, because I asked for Polish sausage,
why did you ask me if I'm Polish ?"
The clerk replied, "Because you're in Home Depot."