chicot60
10-21-2013, 11:47 AM
George was out shopping in the mall when he met his friend Colin outside the jewelers. Colin noticed that George had a small gift-wrapped box in his hand.
"So what've you just picked up, George?" Colin asks.
Well, now that you've been askin'," replies George, "it's me and the missus anniversary tomorrow and when I asked her this morning what she wanted for our special day she said, 'Oh, I don't know, dear, just give me something with a lot of diamonds'"
So what'd you get her?" Colin asks.
George replied, smiling, "I bought her a deck of cards."
"So what've you just picked up, George?" Colin asks.
Well, now that you've been askin'," replies George, "it's me and the missus anniversary tomorrow and when I asked her this morning what she wanted for our special day she said, 'Oh, I don't know, dear, just give me something with a lot of diamonds'"
So what'd you get her?" Colin asks.
George replied, smiling, "I bought her a deck of cards."