chicot60
10-26-2013, 12:19 PM
Burglar
"Get this." said the English bloke to his mates, "Last night while I was
down the pub with you guys, a burglar broke into my house.
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-8dCGfHUBOe0/Tk09zWsiHjI/AAAAAAAAMZM/xpEVBUuJLjs/s1600/Burglar.gif
"Did he get anything?" his mates asked.
"yeah, a broken jaw, six teeth knocked out, and a pair of broken nuts.
The wife thought it was me coming home drunk."
"Get this." said the English bloke to his mates, "Last night while I was
down the pub with you guys, a burglar broke into my house.
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-8dCGfHUBOe0/Tk09zWsiHjI/AAAAAAAAMZM/xpEVBUuJLjs/s1600/Burglar.gif
"Did he get anything?" his mates asked.
"yeah, a broken jaw, six teeth knocked out, and a pair of broken nuts.
The wife thought it was me coming home drunk."